I have a question about what song i like better and why!?!?!?!?

Okay so all the guys in my school like music and im in sixth grade so if they like music why not me, burt. anyway they asked if i likes the song Alejandro by Lady Gaga better than California Gurls by Katy perry and they said I had to pick because 6 guys likes each one better but i was scared because if I picked Alejandro then robbie thomson was gonna give me a tripple swirlie! but if i said california gurls I was due for a charlie horse from timmy samsonite! so i said neither but what i didnt know is that mikey johnson was going to put me in a headlock if i didnt pick! So he tried but he missed! HERE I AM LOCKED IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH THE MIKEY JOHNSON RIGHT! IM FREAKING OUT CUZ I DONT WANNA DIE! JOEYS SCARED CAUSE HELL PROBABLY BE THE NEXT TO GET ATTACKED. BUT IM SCARED BECAUSE MIKEY IS IN 8TH GRADE AND HE BRINGS A SWITCH BLADE TO SCHOOL. SO HE GRABS ME RIGHT? IM FREAKING OUT! JUST AS HES ABOUT TO POUND ME INTO THE TURF MY BUDDIE JAMES RUNS UP RIGHT? HE COMES UP AND SMASHES INTO MIKEY FULL THROTTLE AND KNOCKS HIM BACK A BIT. THIS GAVE ME JUST ENOUGH TIME TO PUT MIKEY IN ONE OF MY FAMOUS HALF NELSONS. HE SAID HE WAS GUNNA COME BACK WITH A KNIFE THE NEXT DAY AND FINISH ME UNLESS IM PICKED SO IM LEANING TOWARDS CALIFORNIA GURLS BUT I DONT WANT A CHARLIE HORSE! PLEASE HELP!